rusty pole

Directly after having anal sex with your buddy's little sister, you stuff your cock in her mouth.....thus creating a rusty pole.

"Dude, I gave your sister a rusty pole last night...the best part was she liked it"

by MC Killbot 5000 October 9, 2005

Arctic poling

When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.

I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.

by B_Diddy October 25, 2006

pole hugger

A female stripper at a gentleman's club

I heard that Jane dropped out of college and is working late at night as a pole hugger.

by 2ndLGS June 18, 2010

Barber Pole

When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.

Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.

by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006

North Pole

Referencing a lawsuit concerning Bernard Madoff and allegations of cocaine trafficking, the term 'North Pole' applies to a place where there is abundant cocaine use. This draws attention to the similarities between cocaine and snow and references the fact that the north pole is, obviously, quite a snowy place.

"Hey, man, can I score some blow?"
"Of course! You know it's the North Pole up in this bitch!"

by BizzleforShizzle October 22, 2009

Monkey pole

The Penis of a Monkey

That Mike T kid sure likes sucking Monkey Pole

by CO May 15, 2003

pole hoe

The stripper that refuses to give lap dances, or dance in front of you. Instead, she dances on the pole, and watches you out of the corner of her eye.

Damn, I want a lappie from that one exotic dancer, but she's not coming over here. She's such a pole hoe.

by Martin Goya April 19, 2006