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Honey cream

Holy fuck he honey creamed, run before you get stung !!!
by Ligmaballs123456 July 24, 2018
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Beaver Honey

A sticky light golden liquid produced in the honey glands of canadian beavers by fermenting wood chips. It's basically animal resin.
You all get a shipment of Beaver Honey
by TheOneSin September 16, 2021
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Honey Person

A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.
by taylor paulson June 23, 2021
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Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
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Honey Banana

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.
Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.
by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018
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Smooth honeys

Jhon is wheeling some smooth honeys.
by The know October 29, 2014
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Honey-badging

(verb) To act as if you don't give a damn, and not caring what people think. Taking what you want, and saying "Thanks, Stupid!" Derived from the famous Youtube video about the "Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger."
I was Honey-badging around town last night and took about 7 shots of tequila and made out with 3 guys.

Adele Honey-badges because people tell her to lose weight and she don't care.

I will Honey-badge around this office until I get promoted.
by LaurenB702 August 30, 2012
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