gift-wraped alaskan log

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

by ButASS October 3, 2008

gift wrapping the toilet seat

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)

Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!

by Mydaho January 11, 2015

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!

A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .

In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.

Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“

by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022

National Give your Girlfriend a Gift Day

Give the loved one of yours a gift!! October 24th is National Give Your Girlfriend a Gift Day.

Find something to give to her and appreciate the moment. National Give your girlfriend a gift day.

by jacob-ganes October 23, 2019

national get your girlfriend a gift day

gentlemen it’s time for you to be a big man. get that sexy mama of yours and give her a gift of a lifetime. check vsco,pinterest,insta, but no cringe. good luck fellas!

“bro did you get your girl a gift?”
“for what?”
“national get your girlfriend a gift day”

by WackyWollie April 23, 2019

Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving.

When you take your wife/girlfriend to a swingers party or gangbang. It's considered a "Gift" that keeps on giving even when you're done having sex with her. There are other people around to keep giving it to her.

Yea, for Valentine's Day I brought my wife to a swingers party and that's a "Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving...."

by VAFRIENDS January 29, 2022

national get your girl a gift day

hey gentlemen get that sexy mama of yours and get her the gift of a lifetime. check vsco, pinterest, instagram, everything! no cringe though. good luck!

“hey bro did you get a gift for anne yet?
“for what”
“national get your girl a gift day”

by WackyWollie April 23, 2019