flaming beaver

When a red-headed chick spreads her legs, her red pubes resemble a beaver that's been set on fire.

"I fucked a red head last night and even though she shaved her snizz, i could still see where she had a flaming beaver. you can't hide that shit"

by beeflog January 26, 2010

Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero

NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!

by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013

Beaver weaver

A cosmetic vagina surgeon

She felt her beaver was unsightly so she made an appointment with a beaver weaver

by mr_january September 5, 2011

beaver hill

Location of a vagina. Often used to say vagina in a more formal term or classify it as a place

'I went to beaver Hill for dinner last night'

by Brett0722 November 13, 2014

Beaver Sauce

Flavored vaginal lubricant

I had to buy my girlfriend some more Beaver Sauce. Went through the last bottle like ketchup...

by PennyMonkey February 19, 2011

beaver eyes

Using abnormally good eye sight to see something clearly or find something concealed.

Bill: "How did you find that store?"
Bob: "Please, I have my beaver eyes on."

by doofiemonster November 26, 2011

beaver cousin

noun: a female who has had sex with a male with whom you have also previously had sex with

Last night Ruby had sex with my exboyfriend Scott so now Ruby and I are beaver cousins.

Sue and I talked all night at the party and I liked her until I found out we were beaver cousins.

by sisterhood November 20, 2011