This place is full of swamp cats, not a 10 in sight.
Not all the MAC makeup in the world will help that swamp cat.
Shelly should be damn sexy to make up for her nasty attitude, but shes just another swamp cat.
Not all the MAC makeup in the world will help that swamp cat.
Shelly should be damn sexy to make up for her nasty attitude, but shes just another swamp cat.
by Farrah Malekzadeh January 02, 2010
It was a hot summer day and James was taking a nap. Dave had just got back from playing basketball and had some major swamp ass, so he decided to share the wealth by giving James a swamp asstache!
by nello April 03, 2006
n
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
by The Commodore June 22, 2007
A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.
I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.
by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016
Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.
A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.
by Scarb August 09, 2011
Swampsplash, The act of fornicating with a woman whose cooter is so gaping that fucking her produces a sound similar to a fat guy belly flopping in a stagnant thick swamp pool
by Rayne6669 April 20, 2016
Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!
by nobody123balls October 23, 2013