Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
by Sgo hills July 22, 2021
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secret seller

A person that sells their nudes online secretly. Sometimes with a different name.
“I’m looking for a secret seller to buy nudes from”
by iconicvirgin December 21, 2021
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Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.
Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.
by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018
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secret cudo

When Hanzō in overwatch uses his dragonstrike but is not visible so you panic as it kills you through a wall..
Dude was playing overwatch last night and the other teams Hanzō totally used a secret cudo from the other side of the map. It came through the wall and team killed us.
by Doublez April 21, 2018
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Secret chum

Adrian's very secret chum with very special Junglejuice
Omg have you tried adrian's secret chum it's so good
by Sheikhar_bhuti February 18, 2022
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secret snapchat

Do you know Jessica has a secret snap?

Oh shit really? What is it
Secret Snapchat means Snapchat for dirty pictures like nudes
by Anyfuckingrandomusername February 11, 2019
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Secret Six

A group of 3 super hot fucking couples. There is always a larger than life southerner that loves to say you cunt and is a massive Payne!! A semi professional sports man that has salty balls and a fuck wit that wants to retire to a council house and loves a good tea bag. The chicks either have super human strength, can read minds or do Halloween make up!!
The dozy cow fell off her stool and ended up in hospital all because the Secret Six got together
by Spunk bubbles October 12, 2021
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