Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.
by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021
Get the secret simpmug. A guy who has the potential of having a sixpack.You aren't sure whether he works out,but he has attributes for one.
Or a guy who doesn't seem like the type to work out and doesn't show off the fact he has a sixpack.Only few people know that he has one.
Or a guy who doesn't seem like the type to work out and doesn't show off the fact he has a sixpack.Only few people know that he has one.
Girl 1:I wonder what Joe does after school.
Girl 2:Maybe he goes to the gym.
Girl 1:Hmmm,do you think he has a secret sixpack?
Girl 2:He looks like the type of guy who would.
Girl 2:Maybe he goes to the gym.
Girl 1:Hmmm,do you think he has a secret sixpack?
Girl 2:He looks like the type of guy who would.
by LJRyder February 2, 2013
Get the secret sixpackmug. Something that everyone in a particular area, group, community, etc. (ex: a school, a dorm hall, a classroom) knows, and must keep "secret" from one person. Generally the opposite of a traditional secret.
John: Hey, make sure Kathader doesn't find out about the albums we're making about her.
Jim: Okay, I won't, can i talk to others though?
John: Sure, it's an inverse secret so you can talk about it to anyone.
Jim: Okay, I won't, can i talk to others though?
John: Sure, it's an inverse secret so you can talk about it to anyone.
by Demurral March 13, 2011
Get the Inverse secretmug. A British animated television series produced by Collingwood O'Hare and commissioned by BBC Worldwide in partnership with BBC Children's. The series debuted on 16 September 2006 during TMi on BBC Two.
Run, The Secret Show!
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
Get the The Secret Showmug. Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.
You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"
You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"
by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011
Get the Secret Punchmug. When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
by Sgo hills July 21, 2021
Get the Secret Jetskimug. by Margor the Great June 13, 2015
Get the Secret Meatingmug.