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superman sex

a woman will lay down, ass up while the man sticks his dick inside of the womans ass and then acts like he's flying
man : i just had superman sex last night, it was so nice
by trashdefiner69 April 15, 2021
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Superman and Batman

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.
Superman and Batman are the ones that I really want to have the gay sex
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Superman method

The application of brute force to get an object to move or to pull it out of/push it into a tight area. Also see New York method.
I've tried just about everything but a crowbar to pull this paper jam out of the printer. It looks like I'll have to use the Superman method!
by pentozali August 22, 2011
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Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.> America Ferrera Is ANgel JOse RObles' Superman's Supergirl<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> America Ferrera Is ANgel JOse RObles' Superman's Supergirl<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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avengers superman superman (Fortnite)

this is a fortnite spray combo where people do the sprays in this order "avengers superman superman" because the logos are only the first letter it spells "ass" so people do this after killing a bad player
*a sweat cranks 90's on me and elims me then sprays the three sprays*

Me: wait that spells ass am i really that bad at the game. :(

God: no you suck at fortnite, get good.

(avengers superman superman (Fortnite) so i can post this to urban dictionary)
by anonymous January 14, 2025
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superman

when someone swallows the whole roach at the end of a sesh when there are no hits left
“bet you won’t superman that roach” “aye bro superman that shit” “i’m bout to superman it”
by red1997 November 3, 2017
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