Grandpa Shrimp

A seafood dish made by your grandfather, who has lost interest in cleanliness or proper cooking technique. Usually appearing soggy, half-eaten and covered with cat hair. Commonly warmed in the microwave.
"God damnit. He's making us grandpa shrimp again."
by SmackAttack52 February 21, 2013
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Shrimp Basket

Two or more penises or foreign objects into one hole of the female or Male anatomy.
No explanation needed about shoving multiple dicks into one spot for a Shrimp Basket...
by LeakySecretion June 01, 2019
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Shrimp Cumbo

When a dirty ass seafood cook uses a shrimp as a fuck toy prior to peeling that bad boy and using it to make shrimp gumbo.
Man Brandon you just ate a big ass bowl of Shrimp Cumbo!!
by Jermdawerm December 06, 2017
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shrimp shit

Shit that looks like a shrimp. Hehehehehe
Dayum, my shit be shrimpin. That is fo show a shrimp shit
by ronnpa01 December 30, 2013
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Shrimp Gang

A gang with gay people with small weiners
Unknown: u in shrimp gang

Me: hell nah i aint gay
by SOMEONEKILLMEPLEASE December 05, 2018
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shrimp cocktail

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out...
damn, amanda was being feisty last night but she loosened up after we had cocktails
by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005
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Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.
So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.
by LocalDerpingShrimp May 25, 2011
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