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Grease Rocket

Anything bought at a fast food joint. A greasy hamburger or a nasty burrito.
We went to The King and get some grease rockets after a night of heavy drinking.
by rjalex74 May 24, 2007
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Rocket Rodeo

Form of pocket pool. A reach around delivered by the passenger while horseback riding with a large group of gay males.
Their saddle sores were very tender the morning after the Rocket Rodeo.
by Oaklahoma December 28, 2007
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rocket joe's

The 'final frontier' pizza shack down in the Lower East Side, peopled predominantly by crazies and drunks.
A nifty spot for inebriated/shitfaced folk in passionate pursuit of pizza grease to alleviate toxic gastric goings-on. However, the same cannot be said in favor of a parallel palliative property for vesical toxicity, owing to the conspicuous absence of lavatory facilities at the aforementioned location - to wit (and with yet more labored eloquence) 'the lack of assuagement for urinary distress, for the lack of a sewage meant for sanitary egress.'
In an alternative appraisal, Rocket Joe's serves as a perfect locus for chance encounters such as may occur between a charming young man (one quarter Japanese, Polish and German) and a mildly intoxicated girl whose ethnicity poses an analogous dilemma.
The famed pizzeria also offers a curiously ideal ambience for the far-from-awkward exchange of mobile numbers resulting in a beautiful reunion between strangers in the night.
Chef’s recommendation: Seagram’s Sparkling Seltzer Water
C: So wasted, so hungry...let's get pizza..
R: (much slurring) Oh look, Rocket Joe's... you get the pizza...(long pause) I'll go chat up the mancandy..
by RCthulhu December 24, 2013
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mom rocket

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice
Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018
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Giggle Rocket

Something you have when you laugh so hard that shit flies out your asshole.
"Man, that movie was so funny I had a giggle rocket."
"When the special man fell over my giggle rocket splattered on the wall."
by Floaty potato December 6, 2018
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Milk rocket

Slang for shooting a load
When you bust a nut the cum looks like a milky rocket taking off
Last night K Dawg was getting a hand job from Riley and he shot his milk rocket all over her dress.
by Filthyfitz June 15, 2018
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rocket tipping

The act of "funneling" drugs into the tip of one's penis to get high. Injection is also common. Similar to the Carlsbad Grimple.
Parent 1: You hear about rocket tipping yet?
Parent 2: Is that what I caught Johnny doing the other night?!
Parent 1: What'd you see?!
Parent 2: It looked like a elephant eating peanuts.
Parent 1: Yup, that's my boy.
by WhoDatJim November 8, 2019
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