Nip Reading

An incredibly obvious thing every person (man or woman) does when they see a girl with particularly prominent boobs. Staring incredibly intently like they're trying read a book without opening the cover.

These motherfuckin pervs are always nip reading, "my eyes are up here"

by Mary Tyler Moore December 12, 2016

hot nip

When your nipple is not erect, looks puffy in appearance and is spongy to touch. Often happens when you have just woken up in a centrally heated house or sunbathing.

For example;

Man: Ergh.... babes..... Wtf is going on with your tits? Why do they look all flabby and weird??

Girl: babes, I've just woke up? It's only hot nip..... Give em a pinch?

by Marley & Hith February 7, 2014

Dippin nips

It’s a more proper and polite way to say that I can see your titties

Synonym: dippin nips/ nippin dips/ nips be dippin

Yo boomer..... your nips be dippin! I repeat: I can see yo’ dippin nips! And that’s the tea, sis!

by Rootin’ Tootin’ Cactus December 1, 2019

Chocolate nips

When a frog begins to eat a tree and farts nipples.

Wow i just saw chocolate nips!!!!!

by ILoveFrogsYeet October 21, 2018

Nip Rip

When two emo kids are fucking and their nipple rings get intertwined and their nipples get ripped off

Bro me and my girl were RAWR XDing each other and our titty rings got stuck together and our nipples ripped off! I hate nip rips XD

by BigFroDH April 1, 2019

Nip flip

To flip a female or male’s titties

C’mere so I can give you a nip flip...

by Scrooble dong likes MacDondles December 18, 2018

tundra nips

when a girl's nipples pop out cus she's in a typically patriarchal office with blasting air conditioner in the summer.

"I didn't wear a bra today and was hiding my tundra nips during a meeting with my boss."

by nataliewood July 12, 2019