fruit leathers

yummy snacks, consistent of dried fruit; usually stawberry or some other berry. A very simple snack, that is yummy :)

I like fruit leathers :)

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

by Oh nooes May 3, 2019

fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

sewer fruit

The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.

Man Bennett’s panties are all in a bunch because his kids were eating the sewer fruit again.

by Titty_whisperer August 21, 2019

Fruit snack

One of the many foods offered in the holy banquet of heaven

He's in a better place now, he'll get all the fruit snacks he wants

by Dupreyohan April 7, 2017

fruit-fetcher

A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain

Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.

by Remco Site supervisor April 14, 2017

Fruit and a half

A gay guy that's very tall. Generally over 6ft high.

Hey did you meet Andrew last night? He's totally a fruit and a half!

by AndrewBlue September 1, 2016