queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock

I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog

by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022

Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

by Luckiii November 5, 2011

Bogging

To have sex

Dude sorry I couldn't make it yesterday I was bogging with my girl

by Gentle tickle April 24, 2017

Bogged

To have excessive cosmetic procedures and end up looking uncanny.

Originates from the Bogdanoff twins. Look up pictures of them and you will understand.

Yo have you seen Zac Efron lately?
No, why?
He bogged himself so badly he has to make up an entire story about breaking his jaw to pass it off.

by condom chewer October 28, 2022

bog

Another word for shit that caitlyn amalia and faith use

Just took a big old bog!

by boggy.com October 25, 2020

bog eyes

aka vog eyes that give off dumbass energy

guy: i like to draw crows with bog eyes, it really fits their vibes
other guy: wtf are you talking about???

by leui March 9, 2023

Bog

Irish,word for making out.
Used mainly be culchies,and wannabee culchies.

Person 1:so,do ya like Sean?
Person 2:kinda,i wouldnt go out with him tho.
Person 1:Would ya bog him?
Person 2;yeah,prolly!

by iLoveRockAndRoll February 16, 2010