keybord alpha

IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.

Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)

by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019

Alpha Tenden

Norwegian term for a bureaucrat who think he know everything

Stop being a alpha tenden. Why are you always acting like an alpha tenden.

by Alpha Tenden November 9, 2020

alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine

Jake is such an alpha drunk

by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016

Schroedinger’s Alpha

A person who acts like an Alpha until they get into a position where they must prove it.

Timmy: Stfu before I kick your ass
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha

by Z3R0time February 24, 2022

alpha pi

totally not jewish (not AEPi), a unrecognized fraternity at Oneonta normal school. A bunch of men (not jewish boys) met at the Legends Pub, and formed a totally cool not retarded frat who specializes in drinking beer, taking moles, eating female ass, shotgunning lokos, smoking pot, and definitely not being jewish (unless you are jewish, thats ok!)

alpha pi- i don't even speak spanish lol

by dridridri June 2, 2018

alpha me

Desire to have your sex partner to "take you" "rule you" be the "aggressor" and therefore be submissive to thier desires. Usually a rougher more animal like encounter.

"Oh baby, will you please alpha me all night long?"

by lanina333 March 1, 2017

Alpha Ava

Alpha/Emo/13/hot/has powers/bad boy/cool

Person: Omg it’s alpha Ava😩
Alpha Ava: Hey Bbg 😈

by cool_aca November 22, 2021