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Jake

A guy who usually is blonde and has blue eyes.
Secretly has an obsession over vampire tv shows. Not committed he's a one night type of fella. Randomly likes to smile, even if his cat dies.
Boy 1: why does he smile all the time

Boy 2: idk he's looking like a victor smiling all the time
Boy 3: what can you say he's a jake
by Yoloswagnan March 25, 2017
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jake

jake is cool
by juihisghuighu April 10, 2021
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Jake

A guy who shits his pants
When you eat to much taco hell you Jake in your pants
by Confess101 December 16, 2017
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Jake

Kai: You know Jake?
Kyle :yeah the gay one.
by okayboomerzoomer March 19, 2020
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jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..
Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake
by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018
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jakes

Put a hole in your fuckin' back if I catch you talkin' to the fuckin' Jakes
by Princess>-< October 26, 2015
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Jake

A guy who's perfectly nice but always has the need to compensate in any way possible due to his tiny dick (3 inches or less).
Poor Jake, grinding on the dance floor. Too bad he will never get it into anyone.
by suhdude123 December 21, 2016
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