Soft Target

girls where your chances arent real good, minimal amount of effort as possible should be spent cause its gonna take a lot of alcohol and a miracle to slay her

Drew: I wonder what I have to do to get into her pants?

Eric: Start praying, cause you dont have much of a chance with that soft target.

Drew: I guess Ill wait till 2. Hopefully she will be seeing double.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic December 14, 2008

tablet

New electronic gadget from Apple.

I sent her an e-mail from my Apple Tablet.

by tom0942 January 27, 2010

Target-Trons

freaks that hang out at target

"Dude, those kids that hang out at Target are a little off."

"Yeah, the Target-Trons"

by GmanRyfun December 25, 2008

Target Practice

When the male shits on the females stomach then the female proceeds to crab walk around the room while you try to jizz on the shit hence the name target practice.

Hey Dave! My girlfriend and I doing Target Practice last night! I'm not very accurate so there's jizz everywhere in my room!

by TheWetOne June 14, 2016

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

targeto

targhetto is another word for the store target, because where ever there is a ghetto you'll find a target

theres another targhetto

p.s. tommy i maid this one up not you... so haha

by sargent al July 9, 2003

Targeting

To shop at Target.

I went Targeting today and bought a bunch of stuff I didn't know I needed.

by Phoood Dude July 1, 2011