tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.

Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed

by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011

tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever

Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024

used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis

"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

ew

"I'm a literal used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a fornicator

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tommy the tammpy tampon

Tommy the tammpy tampon

Tommy the tammpy tampon is needed inside

by neoxycl December 22, 2023

used tampon

a penis that is not special, not picky, and/or not discerning

"If I don't wait for that one right woman for me, I might become a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022