Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.

Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.

by macpolo11 July 22, 2011

tiny talk

A minimalist response to small talk that is a conversation ender.

I shut down my mom with tiny talk: "what do you want for Christmas?"

"Porn."

by Twokitties March 3, 2016

Bit Talk

Having a conversation that is much smaller than small talk. It is usually about a sentence (or less) from one person and a one word response from the other.

Brandon- "Hey!"
Brett- "Hey!"

and they continue with their day.
(This is a small bit talk)

by TaCticAL October 27, 2012

slick talk

The act of being slick while communicating.. a smooth talker, knowing how to play out a scenario appropriately in a way that flows naturally at the best of your abilities while usually portraying a sense of humour or confidence.. a way to socially outsmart someone or convince one to do something that benefits yourself

yo b got in the club and he forgot the pass..

Yea well b all about that slick talk

Yo b got the moves he just met that girl 5 minutes ago on the dance floor and already they calling a taxi

Yea well b know what he doing he always talking slick with the ladies

by therealest94 February 17, 2018

Shit Talking

When people (who either have no life, are jealous, or just completely pathetic) take part in the action of stating negative, rumored, or exaggerated stories about someone else in order to make themselves in turn feel better by making the other person look worse when in actuality the person being shit talked about is most likely a better person.

Ian said to Jacob "dude, Brit is applying to a historically black college so he can get a scholarship and start a future for himself by joining ROTC and becoming one of the brave men that defend our country, how f*cking lame" I.e. Ian is shit talking

by Cev15 January 8, 2016

talk is cheap

a phrase used to indicate an individuals inclination to verbalize opinions, stances, or other traits and subsequent reluctance to act upon said traits.

"that girl the other night said she digs me, but every time we hang out, nothing comes of it."

"yeah, well, talk is cheap."

by rsadlier February 5, 2009

Back talk

A phrase your parents use against you in order to sound right whether you back talked or not

* yes *
“Did you just back talk to me? Give me your phone.”

by hannahgriffin171 December 11, 2019