Cosmic Sweater

Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".

I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.

by bjb5879 April 25, 2011

cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.

My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.

by The most putrid of poptarts February 10, 2017

Matthew With A Sweater

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.

That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.

by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022

Work Sweater

Chest hair shaved to have the borders of a sweater. When done with adequate amounts of full, thick chest hair, it can substitute for an actual sweater when you are short on clothing.

Henry: "Dude, have you seen Chad's work sweater?"
Frank: "Yeah, man. Even when he got no clothes, he still ready for work."

by Phyllis Frankweiler January 23, 2014

Sweater Brains

What a guy REALLY means when he talks about being attracted to intelligent women.

Guy 1 to girl at a bar: I've always been attracted to intelligent women. I'll take brains over looks any day!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!

by JMcDon June 9, 2011

sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.

Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.

by cabern November 1, 2011