Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

Strapped

To completely shutdown a wide receiver or running back on the opposing team in football.

Them boys got they best player Strapped!

by Little Three August 13, 2022

Strap his chap

The preventative measure a male athlete might take to keep his penis from falling out of his shorts during competition.

“Athlete wins 400m hurdle race despite his penis constantly falling out of his shorts.” He did not strap his chap!

by Neuroscience Geek June 27, 2025

strap gobbler

To gobble dicks in the stairway

" You know Alice, the strap gobbler, gobbling dick in the stairway."

by anonymous April 13, 2022

Authority Strap

The lower strap of a thong that dictates whether the user will have it up his/her ass or not.

Her authority strap crept right up her ass last night.

by Bailey Cox July 7, 2008

Spin the strap on

A spin the bottle game with a strap on

The Joseph family played spin the strap on from dusk till dawn

by R. Arson June 6, 2021