short staff

Small penis, also known as micro penis. Poorly endowded, over circumcised, weiner, toothpick dick.

Ex. Jacks girlfriend was unsatisfied. She told him he had a short staff and dumped him.

by ttfkr March 14, 2014

staff meeting

To toke after work

When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!

by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008

Bo Staff

A Special secret weapon for Enter the Matrix. Has only been found by a elite gamer named Necro Ryan2002. Fear him.

I used the Bo Staff to kill the agents!

by Ryan Swaim October 23, 2003

Stdafo

To follow a Crazy pollock owner on a daily trail to no where, only to be stopped by another crazy pollock in charge

Make sure you make 10 STDAFO's this week to achive your goal.

by Da Sales Master April 19, 2009

Staffhole

The arrogant asshole personnel who make up an organizational staff and have a general propensity to abuse their position when dealing or associating with others, often due to their perceived status, assumed power as part of their position led by incompetence. Frequently associated with incompetent local, state and federal representative offices and similar bureaucracies. Unaccountable, faceless and blameless in nature, yet consistenly blame and bitch at everyone else. These will often be the first individuals to promote a positive blog entry for their self-serving bosses, when the general public is ready to put some of their flesh on the yardarm.

Make a call to a politicians office to voice a concern or request (such as ANY Keli-fornia state ass-embly or spend-a-tor) you'll often be greeted by a Staffhole who will avoid answering/discussing the original topic and then insult you by letting you know how really insignificant your needs are. Oh, and don't dare to bother them again. They KNOW who you are.

by arotrhd June 19, 2009

seafercan food

A mix of sea food and mexican food in a restaurant that gas a surfer dude theme. A good example of this type of gross food is Wahoo's Fish Tacos. Sea food and Mexican food should be separated because they are totally different and gross together.

fb status "going to Wahoo's Fish Tacos w my peepz"

comment "eewwwww seafercan food!"

by the NINJA Cheesecake January 9, 2011

Staff meet

verb: to staff meet

1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.

BOSS: "Gather around me girls! Let's staff meet!"
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.

by why.me July 16, 2011