standard googology

Basically Fictional Googology without the cringe

Person One: Have you heard of Standard Googology?
Person Two:Yes, I love creating large numbers below infinity!
Person 3:Fuck you, Fictional Googology is clearly better!
Person One and Two:Fuck you

by F25Key September 23, 2023

standards boys standards

a common phrase often used by the ultimate form of life known as goatward, kingward, handsomeward, funniestpersonintheworldward
used to teach his lucky students the way of a god and how to be even a little bit like the king goatward

hey jonny your shirt is untucked remember "standards boys standards"

by kinghaywardlover October 2, 2023

Double standard

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.

People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.

by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

Double standard

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.

The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Double standard

A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.

Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

Standard Time

The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.

She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...

by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020