Jitter squirts

a nervous high pressure discharge of loose stool while hovering over a out house bowl.

I would use the shitter but Tim Bear got the jitter squirts before the ride.

by squirt nap May 22, 2008

Turdy Squirts

Another name for "diarehha." It is when someone has severe diarehha or anal seepage.

Hey, John was in the bathroom last night for two hours because he had a severe case of the turdy squirts!

by A-Squeezy March 4, 2009

Squirt Hershey

Verb:

To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.

-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!

by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

Burpee Squirt

(n.) The act of doing the burpee exercise (jump and then squat as you come down) while crapping in your pants as you come down for the squat part of the burpee exercise.

As John was doing his burpees for track practice, he felt the burpee squirts coming, but it was too late for him the stop it.

by XMSquiZZ360 November 13, 2013

nervous squirts

When you get really nervous, and get the bubble guts, and have explosive diarrhea

I got court today, I don't know what they're gonna do to me, I got the nervous squirts

by Jonnythekid420 March 5, 2016

muff squirt

When your muffin(vagina) squirts.

Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!

by Muff squirt expert August 12, 2017

squirt bottle

A hood definition of a person who masturbate and drinks alcohol.

Whoa that dude in that house is a squirt bottle nevers calls for my bitches.

by handle123 November 9, 2019