love square

When four people are involved romantically in some fashion, either each with each other consensually, or in some kind of complicated mess (ex. girl 1 likes guy 1, guy 1 likes guy 2, guy 2 likes girl 2, girl 2 likes girl 1).

Score, love square!

by Korsent May 29, 2011

Square Root of 69

The square root of 69, to the last decimal place, with no remainder, is 8.306623862918075.

Drake: Damn, I finally worked it out Ri.
Rihanna: What?
Drake: The square root of 69 is 8.306623862918075
Rihanna: I'm done with you, Drake. I'm going to Live My Life.

by elefante192 March 15, 2015

squareheaded

What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......

Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.

by whydontpeopleseethis? July 17, 2011

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016

squaretriangle

derived from playstation gaming. Used when one player has tried to describe a complex move by just saying that he pressed square triangle (the square button then the triangle one). More universally, it's used when someone states the most bloody obvious option for solving a complex problem, an option that the person has of course already tried.

'Have you seen my gloves?'
'Are they in the glove compartment?
'Square Triangle.'

by bb49wpr January 25, 2005

Square bush

A prude

That girl is such a square bush, you're wasting your time, brah!

by Titsmcgee79 September 25, 2014

squarecular

Shaped like a square, but with round sides

(Jorge) Man bob, your computer is so squarecular, what year is it from?

(Bob) Well, it’s from the 80s when everything was shaped like a square

(Jorge) Oooh yep that explains it

by Dock groge February 26, 2021