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Sriracha Squat

When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.
"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"
by LilSharkyPleb October 22, 2017
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Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018
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Singapore Squat

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.
Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!
by paftdunk May 22, 2019
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Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.
The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.
by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021
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Puerto Rican Squat Rack

When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.
I'm going to make your mom my Puerto Rican squat rack.
by TheWetWillyWonder January 11, 2017
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Mr.Miller Squat

The Mr. Miller Squat is best used while having sex. It occurs when your partner gently bends their knees and strains so hard that they shart. It can be used as a game to see who can catch the most asshole juice in their mouth.
Yeah bro me and Jessica did the Mr Miller squat last night, 10/10 experience

The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”
by MeHaveAids December 18, 2021
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squat sauce

Vaginal Juices when a women is arroused.
Man, after sex I had to use two towels to clean all her squat sauce off my fuck stick.
by ChrisRU November 11, 2005
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