Squash

To deliberatly send someones incoming call directly to voicemail. The caller knows they are being squashed because they hear it ring at least once.

Usually derogatory action.

Johnny boy calls me 50 times when I am on a dinner date. I always have to Squash him.

by Crazy Dave NU June 27, 2007

bi-squasher

a person who stands in a supermarket for about 10 minutes trying to decide what squash to buy.

Dude: you've been there for 15 minutes now!

dudette: yeah i'm still trying to decide

dude: you're such a bi-squasher

by mansdudekah July 4, 2008

Squishy

The act of masturbating, lifting the side of your wife or girlfriend's panties and ejaculating into them while she's sleeping on her stomache or side. After ejaculating into the panties, "squish" the semen into her ass crack thus completing the Squishy.

My wife didn't feel like having sex because she was too tired. I waited until she was asleep and gave her a Squishy!

by allisonharrington May 25, 2009

Squishy

Balls on boys; especially if they're ususally large.

"I don't want to hum on your squishy!"

by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

Squashed

The destroying of any member of the squash family on an enemy's porch, car, house, etc.

Bro!! Shawndiqua was bein too bitchy...so i squashed the shit outta her.

by edwardsvillenigga November 10, 2010

squishy

squishers lover

shiznit is the best squishy

by shiznit December 27, 2003

squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007