sneaky link

some you are having sexual relations with and you don’t know and other people to know. (it’s a secret hook up)

man1: hey! who’s that girl you had over?
man2: sheesh man that’s my sneaky link
man1: whats her name
man2: it’s a sneaky link for a reason 😍

by that_one_sheesher May 6, 2021

sneaky cuban

A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.

I gave that cunt a sneaky cuban last night.

by Jack Brown September 5, 2008

Sneaky Link

sneaky fucky time

i’m gonna sneaky link ur mom

by mariathemidget May 6, 2021

Sneaky Superman

When your lover is asleep, you cum on the back of their neck and then press the bed sheet there. Let dry for 20 minutes. Wake them up and see their cape fly.

sneaky superman

by Shandrew August 3, 2008

sneaky dragon

When you cum in a girls mouth and make her laugh or she sneezes and the cum comes out of her nose

I gave suzy a klenex after I gave her a sneaky dragon.

by Raggedy man May 23, 2006

Sneaky Little Brown Noser With a Hidden Agenda

A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.

Sneaky suck up beyotch.

Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."

A: Heather is such a damn suck up.

B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.

by This Feels Right February 9, 2010

sneaky ninja

when a girl is giveing you a rim job you fart in her face and when she backs up from the fart you do a backflip over her and start doin her up the ass

i pulled a sneaky ninja the other night she had no idea what hit her

by john zack July 16, 2007