Soffelnator

is a assozial person also called a 31er. This person smokes weed with out her mates.
Also called antimate

Soffelnator smoked weed without me...

by BossBallerMann January 1, 2017

spaffpout

A man who likes to eat another mans "Spaff" out of his wifes spasm chasm.

Often coincided with chastity, where a "mistress / wife" will get her "slave/husband" to clean up her toys mess

Oh I've heard about him, apparently he's a spaffpout, can't resist keeping the spaff out his pout, what a desperate way to make your missus happy

by Ainsey11 March 20, 2017

Spaff

Wasting cash

When you go to the pub and spaff all your dollar

by Sphaff June 17, 2017

Spaff

a combo a a spoof and a laugh or a spoof and a gaff

H3H3 had a total spaff.

by arty1234 July 14, 2017

Spiffed

Dressed up, In khakis with a shirt and tie it jeans with a shirt and tie

Eathan got spiffed every day for no reason

by Spiffed July 19, 2017

spiffel

Fucking.

Fuck you

John: hey bro spiffel

by Dana doe January 19, 2018

Spaffwagon

Spaffwagon noun, derived from the words spaff (meaning semen) and wagon (another word for van). Spaffwagon can be used as banter to greet friends, but also can be used as an insult.

What’s up spaffwagon

That Jack is such a fucking spaffwagon

by P.e.w.m February 6, 2018