Nerd-Speak

The unique language used by professionals within the IT community. Often this language consists of a cluster of abbreviations and unnecessary overly technical wording.

Office worker 1: IT have reported suspicious activity from a VNC user within the IPEC Server.

Office worker 2: What? Thats just Nerd-Speak man, its just someone downloading porn again.

by Spikeyballs June 4, 2007

leet speak

Lingo that lame obsessed gamers use in stead of normal english- not to be confused with abbreviations for various locations and characters within the game of choice.

Man! I just PAWND sum dum n0085 7w1nkd @55 while he was on CR to CB!!! BS for 244~~!!!
(cr= corpse run, cb=crushbone, both from everquest, not leet speek)

by dano October 17, 2003

after speak

noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.

Buzack: Hey guys I'm going to the mall!!all la all ul lu la
Jery: Dude stop with the after speak!

by Can Not December 28, 2005

can i speak to you son

If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.

"I suspect you are doing drugs. Can i speak to you, son?"

by fuck boy October 19, 2004

Greek Speak

well-known Fan group/message board Dedicated to the advancement and happiness of Constantine Maroulis through snark and angst and gift giving Web address-www.youeithergetitoryoudont.com

Have you met those girls from Greek Speak? They are so amazingly brilliant!

by SJ666 August 29, 2005

speakalflactimiosis

A speech impediment of long complicated words..

person 1 'why cant you say long words?'
peson 2 'I have speak....al....fl fla flac ... DAMN IT!'
Person 1 'oh i see you have speakalflactimiosis.'

by Emboparko December 20, 2008

speak french

when a girl squirts in your mouth and you shake your head like a st. Bernard whisking drool with you're tongue like peanut butter and you say fuck and she moans you learned to speak french

such a strong man do you speak french

by sanxity July 2, 2019