Skip to main content

special agent oso

A fucked up little plush teddy bear who doubles as a special agent to "help" children accomplish remedial tasks. Usually can't wait to get hands-on with most youngsters he meets. Gets the answers from the audience and his wristwatch. His best friends include a pretentious wolf, a retarded hillbilly racoon or squirrel lookin hoochie named "dotty" and some fuckin james earl jones soundin nigga who is the boss of the whole stupid operation. His vehicles include a faggot french train named RR Rapeed and a blind helicopter named whirly bird. Obviously a Sandusky faggot since he never tries to slay dotty, creeps into childrens bedrooms and usually dips when the parents come home.
Little Billy: Special agent oso what are you doin here? Are you here on a special assignment?
Agent Oso: Why don't you come find out.
<sound of door closing>
Billy's Mom: Billy where are you?
Agent Oso: Oh shit I better dip on outta this bitch. Hit it whirly bird.
by pimpinthe405 November 23, 2011
mugGet the special agent oso mug.

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.
Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.
by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007
mugGet the Saturday Night Special mug.

Special Ed

Literal hell its a class for people with disabilities where some teachers sit there and abuse them and show favoritism and act nice To u and ur parents I dealt with it for 5 years then I got out of it thank god and teachers never teach u anything that u need in life
Karen:what was your experience in special ed

Keira: teachers only taught me 2+2 and I got abused there for no reason and got called worthless now because of special ed I have to work in a minimum wage job and I never went to college or have my dream job because of it

Karen:aww thats sad

Keira:Ik tell me about it now they also never called for my graduation now that teacher is the head of special ed
by Alastorismine June 16, 2020
mugGet the Special Ed mug.

special hug

A hug with love and a penis, that makes u cry and shout of happyness.
- How much?
- 30 € the special hug.
by elaf April 14, 2005
mugGet the special hug mug.

Special Friend

A designation for a gay or lesbian partner, often found in the obituaries of newspapers in the deep South. "Partner" is too much like "spouse" and so newspapers in the south print obits often using this term.
Survivors include his mother, Wanda Jenkins, his sister, Dianne Masters, and his Special Friend James McElroot.
by Malazoth December 2, 2013
mugGet the Special Friend mug.

McGarrett Special

Named in honor of a special uber geay McGarrett. In general, refers to the guy that absolutely repels women. He is not a man's man. He is not even a fag hag. Kinda resembles smegma. Is known to kill a party within mere moments. Just walk away. Also tends to look like a cartoon character.
He's pulling a McGarrett special! All the females are bolting. Uber geay!
by MikeHoncho08 May 5, 2009
mugGet the McGarrett Special mug.

Special Pleading

Name of the mental mechanism that allows people to make exceptions to an otherwise self-accepted statement without being hounded by guilt.
Special Pleading in action:
Jack and Kyle are in line at a pizzeria. Jack notices that Kyle ordered 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Coke. Jack thinks that Kyle is a fatass for doing so.

The next day, Jack orders 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Sprite and downs it all for lunch. But, as he's putting the pizza to bed, all he thinks about is how especially hungry he is after skipping breakfast that morning.
mugGet the Special Pleading mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email