dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.

Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee

by Stanchee June 12, 2019

Slurpee Tej

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

siberian slurpee

A sex term where you snort cocaine out of one's asshole until they shit themselves.

"Hey Louis, I heard Zoe gave a siberian slurpee to two dudes last night. Nasty!"

by bob-ama-hrod17 January 11, 2017

slurpee szn

that time of the year where you'd rather drink slurpees all day rather than water

Yoo brad, you wanna come to to 7-eleven with me, its slurpee szn

by Ash-wine April 6, 2020

Herpie slurpee

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes

Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!

by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Wisconsin Slurpee

Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.

The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.

by Running4ck April 14, 2023