Simon bum

what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths

woh that guy in that seat over there has Simon bum

by crap November 19, 2004

Simon

That one buff dude that all the ladies woo over, and all the other guys envy.

oh god, it's Simon. mr. steal yo girl...

by JobansaTheEpic November 28, 2016

louis-simon

An extremely "snob" guy

"Paysan, bring me the wine!" said Louis-Simon
"Why is there carrots on my general tao?" Typical Louis-Simon words

by A Good Scott October 17, 2013

Simon

A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.

Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.

Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?

Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.

Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!

by T-dash-Roy October 17, 2013

Simon Cowell

for the record there is no such thing as 'british idol'. we dont all need some simple stab at patriotism to get us to watch a programme. also he doesnt earn millions for doing nothing. he has signed many big names and hardly makes anything comparitivly from any of the idols

get your facts straight

by raelone May 7, 2005

the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

by simon audley September 27, 2006

Dirty Simon

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock

Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool

by Anna gammy April 15, 2020