Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011

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bust a shitty

To make a sudden (usually illegal) U turn.

Man, when I saw that cheerleader car wash, I had to bust a shitty to go back to it even though my truck wasn't that dirty.

by Autohaulic February 21, 2008

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Shit shity shish kabob

An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.

Jim: "Hey Gary, is that toast burning?"
Gary: "Oh, shit shity shish kabob.

by Jackage September 30, 2006

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shitty people

People who have shitty faces and shitty attitudes and shitty personalities and are just overall shitty ...they dissappoint you over and over.... a.k.a your mom

Those shitty people always get on my damn nerves.

by VandD July 11, 2015

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Circuit Shitty

People who hate the store Circuit City.

"I hate Circuit Shitty because of the unfriendly customer service!"

by WinVista1 February 21, 2008

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shitty ass

someone with an ass of shit

his arse is so shitty (shitty ass)

by bitemy*** October 21, 2011

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Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.

Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)

by RatchetBoo June 14, 2003

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