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Schelby Is a strong dependant female that has a big heart. Schelby can also be a very friadigile person and don't mess with her or eles.
She just stopped a car with her hands now that's a Schelby.
schelby by Schelby's friend sms January 25, 2017

Ms Selby 

A "math teacher" with 0 knowledge of anything math related. A Ms Selby is commonly refered to as "dumber than a blonde girl". If you spot a Ms Selby KILL ON SIGHT, if you do not have the proper equipment, then RUN UR FAT LITTLE ASS OUT OF THERE. As a Ms Selby is banned from most public gathering places for being too dumb, you will probably never have to worry about ever encountering one, but always, ALWAYS carry a handgun for one use and one use only... to shoot this bitch.
Student: Hey have you seen that new netflix show.
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
Ms Selby by FuckUMsSelby May 11, 2022

The Shelly-Lexi 

Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.
Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"

Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"
The Shelly-Lexi by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011
An unbelievable woman, the epiphany of the female gender. An absolute wonderful lover, and even better just all around friend. Someone you want to be not only loved by but just want the opportunity to love.
Shely by Chopperdaddy06 February 1, 2010
The most amazing girl in the world. While spending time with her, it seems like time stops. She can nearly hypnotize you with her smile and laugh. And this is the reason, you always want to make her smile. Her Sneezes are the cutest sounds i have ever heard. Her giggles are more contagious than Covid19. She also has the best personality. If god ever created a perfect and most beautiful being in the entire universe, I am sure it is Shelly.
Person 1: This Star up there is really beautiful.
Person 2: It is not nearly as beautiful as Shelly tho.

Person 1: Do you know Shelly?
Author of this definition: Yes ofcourse, she is the person i had my "ZING" with.
Shelly by Revelant January 11, 2022
When a chick is rubbing up against your man’s thigh, way up high, right next to you.
I went up to the bar to get a drink and my man was getting a Shelly.
A Shelly by Mrs.nazzo March 1, 2023