The Shanghai Speedway is the worst EASHL hockey team to have ever played the game. While they do rock bangin uniforms and a load of star power with players like Jeff Epstein, Lee Harvey Oswald, NBA Youngboy, and The Speedway’s very own Baeulo, the Shanghai Speedway can’t seem to pick up the fucking puck or save a single shot from the opposing team. Absolute Dustpans.
Hey, I got tickets for tonight’s EASHL game at the Cornswaggle Superdome? Shanghai Speedway vs the Balsagna Brothers!
Fuck no, what a load of pylons.
Fuck no, what a load of pylons.
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