severus snape

a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans

someone: severus snape is my favorite character

me: ewwwwwww

by anonymous August 28, 2021

Scott Serious

1.When a person says maybe, yes, or no then that person is not serious, therefore that person is "scott serious." This is when the person thinks he or she is serious but really isn't.

2. unable to make decision for self.

3.temporary or permanently loose all of your common sense

Example 01:
Friend A: Dude, I can't decide if I should go to her party or not.
Friend B: Man, you are being scott serious.

Example 02:
Friend A: Hey guys, imma go with u guys.
----5 mins later----
Friend A: Hey nvm, im not going anymore
----5 mins later----
Friend A: Actually, imma go with u guys.

Example 03:
Friend A: Hey u wanna go to the party tonight?
Friend B: Give me 1 hour to decide.
----1 hour later-----
Friend A: Give me another 15 mins.....

by DjPhoMeals October 10, 2012

seriously farmy

like the cheese, a fart that smells mature and ripe.

'I just let one go, and it was seriously farmy!'

by Joe Coole August 6, 2008

serious shit

when reuben is on the front lines of a war

Kristen: OMG, THEY'RE INITIATING THE DRAFT
Reuben: We could be in some serious shit, literally.

by reubz August 16, 2012

Severus Snape

At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.

Blub blub, BLUB!!!! BLUB!!!!

by D November 21, 2004

Severus Snape

The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.

Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?

by Alsatia Watley July 20, 2011

Severus Snipe

a Severus Snipe is in soccer when a player shoots and scores the ball from a lengthy distance. The term, alluding to the popular Harry Potter character, is frequently used when describing an unbelievable goal in which the shooter uses sniper like aim and precision to bury the ball in the back of the net.

The dangster's record of goals on jv was in itself breathtakingly impressive, not to mention the consistency at which he would provide his team with jaw dropping Severus Snipes.

by Chad Sexington IV August 26, 2009