Sculptures by the Selective
An Australian event held on beaches, including Cottesloe, WA, where disabled people are only allowed access two days out of fourteen.
Ensuring that the beach matting is only laid out on those days prevents 'visual disruption', according to the organisers, and has other tangible benefits including minimal environmental disruption because it is only open to cripples on weekdays.
Next year the organisation plans to further develop their commitment to exclusivity by targeting and discriminating against other minority groups who may be visually disruptive due to their skin colour, flamboyance or utterly unacceptable forms of clothing that may reflect a person's culture.
In 2019, Sculptures will introduce the 'Sculptures ban the Sarong' campaign so that beachgoers and artists will be less distracted by potentially visually disruptive beachwear.
An Australian event held on beaches, including Cottesloe, WA, where disabled people are only allowed access two days out of fourteen.
Ensuring that the beach matting is only laid out on those days prevents 'visual disruption', according to the organisers, and has other tangible benefits including minimal environmental disruption because it is only open to cripples on weekdays.
Next year the organisation plans to further develop their commitment to exclusivity by targeting and discriminating against other minority groups who may be visually disruptive due to their skin colour, flamboyance or utterly unacceptable forms of clothing that may reflect a person's culture.
In 2019, Sculptures will introduce the 'Sculptures ban the Sarong' campaign so that beachgoers and artists will be less distracted by potentially visually disruptive beachwear.
'Sculptures by the Selective will maintain our commitment to exclusivity by only providing access to white cishet men with suits and post-nominals.'
'We hold our commitment to ableism close to our hearts. In a perfect world, someone would make sure marginalised populations were excluded even more, but we've only been able to manage twelve days.'
'We hold our commitment to ableism close to our hearts. In a perfect world, someone would make sure marginalised populations were excluded even more, but we've only been able to manage twelve days.'
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A commonly used term in software development.
Origin: Hungary ("fingreszelés")
Used when the feature was already shipped months or years ago, but the customer still wants recurring adjustments on tiny details.
Sculpting the fart doesn't add significant usability to the product. These changes only satisfies the business owners or end users to survive their boring workdays between two coffee breaks.
Synonym of sculpting the fart: "Just a few minor changes".
Origin: Hungary ("fingreszelés")
Used when the feature was already shipped months or years ago, but the customer still wants recurring adjustments on tiny details.
Sculpting the fart doesn't add significant usability to the product. These changes only satisfies the business owners or end users to survive their boring workdays between two coffee breaks.
Synonym of sculpting the fart: "Just a few minor changes".
- Hey Jack, could you change the text on these buttons and decrease the font size of the footer links, please?
- Oh come on, sculpting the fart again? It will be done after this meeting.
- Oh come on, sculpting the fart again? It will be done after this meeting.
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