Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.
A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
by teh_sausage October 27, 2009
Get the crumbed sausagemug. "Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
Get the Sausage Fingersmug. A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.
by johnson freebone November 30, 2009
Get the Sausage Pantsmug. A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.
We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.
by Solomon June 19, 2006
Get the sausage lobstermug. When doing anal sex, the catcher rips a huge fart. This results in rumbling of the sausage. This can be done with heterosexual couples as well as homosexual couples.
by tbona July 12, 2009
Get the Sausage Rumblermug. when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.
by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003
Get the hiding sausagesmug. by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007
Get the Sausage Festmug.