TOSS A SALAD 

to lick someone's asshole

'that bitch had her salad tossed'

TOSS A SALAD by XANADUTN January 21, 2005

Salad toes 

Likes salad dressing, salad toes is an it. It is very much like baby. In order to make baby, salad toes and abashockshalock have to be combine to make the ultimate child.

Abashockshalock+salad toes= baby

Salad toes by Human person April 25, 2019

Warm fish salad 

A stanky as crotch. A woman who doesn’t shower and smell ripe

That ho is packing a warm fish salad

Warm fish salad by Chebbis March 29, 2019

Nub Salad 

An incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.

Look at all the scarabs he's left behind! Nub salad!

Nub Salad by s3 November 4, 2012

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

salad fingers 

Salad fingers is a flash cartoon that uses the facade of random hysteria (rusty spoons, ridiculuos combinations eg. salad and fingers) to communicate a more serious, tragedic perspective of the world. This could almost be compared to naive art, in that it is seemingly spontaneous, a work deliberately imitating childish art, but in so doing accessing the darkest recesses of human consciousness. Not only does salad fingers touch rusty things, his mono-mania and schizophrenic behaviour hints at abuse and isolation. Salad fingers is not simply strange, laughable - in its repulsiveness it higlights aspects of the human condition that are glossed over in everyday life, or ignored in the mentally ill and the suffering. It is for this reason that salad fingers may be described as sad, as well as strange.

He dreams of rusty taps.
He talks to a broken telephone.
He is often reduced to being utterly terrified by a few choice words. ("I think he likes spoons too.")

salad fingers by Grey Sea June 9, 2005

Strong Salafi 

Alpha Male Muslim. Has 4 wives, a big biceps and high IQ. Refutes deviants on Social Media. Has obtained his vast knowledge through PDFs, YouTube videos and JustPaste.it links.

Did you see how this Strong Salafi ratioed 5 Soy Boy Ikhwaanis with a single dot ? Our mixed group chat still talks about this epic incident.

Strong Salafi by StrongSalafi February 1, 2021