Safety Homework

When for some reason, you're not supposed to be going on the computer (because you're grounded, because it's midnight, etc) you either
A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or
B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.

Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.

I wrote a completely fake paragraph on Civil Rights for my Safety Homework while talking on MSN. Worked like a charm.

by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005

Satya

Satya is a stunning girl inside and out, she lights up every room she walks into with her optimism, humor, and fun loving nature. She’s adventurous and very determined and has many hidden talents, once you meet her it’s hard to forget her she has a way of making you fall in love with her without even realizing it. It’s hard for her to trust people but once she opens up to you that bond will never go away, and her beauty is undeniable she is probably one of the most gorgeous girls you will ever meet.

With Satya’s help they can accomplish anything

by Satya-Amara June 17, 2021

Salty Dick

An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.

John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.

"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"

by QuidamUD April 22, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

Salty

Being angry, agitated, upset.

William Beckett(After his Sweater Shrinks): After all of that stressing about what we were going to wear and going shopping and scrambling. I'm a little salty.

by Katie783 April 13, 2008

salty

Military Definition - A senior member who has been around for awhile, many times referring to the washed out look of old utilities worn through the years and several deployments.

Salty Dude - No joke, Baghdad in 2004 was intense.
New Boot - Oh Sergeant your so salty!
Salty Dude - Yeah, now GET THE FUCK OUT

by 556boyer November 22, 2011

Saftey Dance

1. n. A dance that is very safe.
2. n. A song that was popular in the 1980's and was supposedly about the policical situation in soviet russia... even though it made no sense at all.

1. Comon carl, lets do the saftey dance.
2. You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind, cause' if your friends don't dance no if they don't dance well then there no friends of mine.
You can go where you want to, you can leave this world behind. And act like you come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.

You can dance
Oh you can dance ect.

by Atlec July 29, 2008