burnt salad

weed

"Ayyo pass me some of that burnt salad."
"Sure thing fam" *passes blunt"

by vinh4vinh March 15, 2017

flute salad

The biggest and loudest banger in the game Runescape. Official theme song of the clan Calquats

Cam - yo homie pass me the aux
Homie - aight but u better play a banger
Cam - you already know nigga, we bumpin flute salad.

by DeeZeRS March 28, 2017

minnesota salad

Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.

Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.

by OfficerJohn September 6, 2017

lap salad

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.

I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!

She’s always giving lap salads.

by Salty fish November 5, 2017

Heck Salad

A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion

Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?

by HeckTheHawk April 24, 2018

Sneezer Salad

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

by Trainius M November 22, 2018

potato salad

booty

its salad that has potatoes in it. thats potato salad

by bomberboi March 14, 2019