Roonied

When someone offers you something but you ask for an upgrade.

Me: “Hey Rick, can I buy you a beer.?”
Rick: “Thanks, I’ll take a double 15 year scotch.”
Me: “Damn, I was just roonied!”

by MN Nut Guy December 17, 2025

roon

Roon is slang for ro-goon, which is slang ONCE AGAIN, for masturbation to roblox porn materia, otherwise known as rule34.
This is obviously used in the roblox community, as a way of bypassing "roblox porn".

Man, I love rooning to Dr. Xenon, especially the image of her in the bunny suit.

by patchrocks January 2, 2026

Sean Rooney

A guy who has never touched weed in his life but can easily pass off as a stoner on a daily basis.

You're such a Sean Rooney, you're just high all the time.

by aigormd March 27, 2011

Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.

"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."

by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017

jammy robona

When you do a shit robona that becomes the greatest assist

That was such a jammy robona

by itssmithHD April 20, 2018

Finning Roongg

An individual who creates a bruh moment VERY frequently. They are usually dumb people in general, and still say "pisghetti" and "aminal". This word is also used against somebody who thinks mayonnaise is spicy.

"Your such a finning roongg boy! you don't even know "

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. October 23, 2019

big rooni

when your boys or ur bros suck your balls (also known as a schlaaaaah shlob or shlobarooni)

yo hunter you got me on a big rooni?!

by Ogfuckinmudbone January 17, 2021