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Robert is you
Everyone is Robert, they will make you take your meds but Robert won't go away.
Robert by Nojuicemorejews November 21, 2021
Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.
someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me
Robert by diecryhate November 22, 2021
Robert is a rascally, rambunctious, radioactive, raspy, clapped, son of a hog, rat. 🐀
Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.
Robert by 9020 November 22, 2021
Our holy lord and savior with a nicely sized cock.
Robert is life. Robert is God.
Robert by SarahConnorSara305 November 22, 2021
Your stereotypical white teenager
Really handsome white teenager though
Can be a racist sometimes but he just won’t say the n word sometimes
A bit gay and a bit retarded
That white man over there, that’s a Robert
Robert by anonymous November 22, 2021
The most sexiest Nigga you will ever meet, he go by big dick rob because of his massive cock. Robert loves to get to the money and he is good in bed if you are a big booty black girl you will be lucky to have him
Robert has the best dick ever
Robert by Robert JR November 22, 2021