Robert

Robert is someone that can be described as a sigma male. They are very cool and have all A’s accept for B+ in biology (very close to an A). His lover is named Aiden

Beta: I wish I could be a sigma like Robert rn

Sigma Robert: you will never be like me

by Sigma Inc. November 21, 2021

Robert

Robert is you

Everyone is Robert, they will make you take your meds but Robert won't go away.

by Nojuicemorejews November 21, 2021

Robert

Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.

someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me

by diecryhate November 22, 2021

Robert

Robert is a rascally, rambunctious, radioactive, raspy, clapped, son of a hog, rat. 🐀

Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.

by 9020 November 22, 2021

Robert

Our holy lord and savior with a nicely sized cock.

Robert is life. Robert is God.

by SarahConnorSara305 November 22, 2021

Robert

Your stereotypical white teenager
Really handsome white teenager though
Can be a racist sometimes but he just won’t say the n word sometimes
A bit gay and a bit retarded

That white man over there, that’s a Robert

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Robert

The most sexiest Nigga you will ever meet, he go by big dick rob because of his massive cock. Robert loves to get to the money and he is good in bed if you are a big booty black girl you will be lucky to have him

Robert has the best dick ever

by Robert JR November 22, 2021