puerto rican shower

The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.

We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.

puerto rican shower by cullan October 3, 2006

puerto rican tooth fairy

To shit in ones pillow case and remake the bed when done.

Dan was such a prick I puerto rican tooth fairy his bedroom.

puerto rican tooth fairy by Prosesh October 20, 2015

puerto rican secret 

Very similar to a "donkey punch" except when you are about to ejaculate you pull out of the womans anus and punch her in the kidney. This causes her to defaecate all over the bed.

Oh man i gave Jane the Puerto Rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in shit.

puerto rican secret by Anchorage November 9, 2007

Puerto Rican men 

they are usually a pendejo, usually are racist to their own woman always go for the white girls

They are extremely toxic and horrible people never go near one they are very traumatic. Worst creation ever.

you know that Puerto Rican men?
Yeah he’s toxic

Yeah I agree he traumatized me.

Puerto Rican men by loca101_xoxo April 2, 2022

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

puerto rican hamper by scott May 11, 2004

Puerto Rican Hitler

When someone does a handstand over a weiner dog, the the other person fills an empty vodka bottle with mexican white sand, then lets it turn to glass like the bottle, then the bottle is smashed and stuck in the rear end of the person doing the handstand. The person with the bottle in their ass then proceedes to do superman push ups Until the dog gets irritated and runs away, causing an orgasm.

Why are you walking like that?

Because me and Skyler did a Puerto Rican Hitler last night!

Puerto Rican Hitler by Perry Pancake July 15, 2011

Puerto Rican Hairdo 

When you're performing a 69 with the male on top (so that his anus is directly above the girl's head) and he takes a shit in her hair, thus creating an authentic puerto rican hairdo.

Bitch was scrapin' so I gave her a puerto rican hairdo.

Puerto Rican Hairdo by Sneakthief October 8, 2008