religion

See: bullshit
Religion is brainwashing and unecessary.
Jews have been idiots thinking they are the "chosen people"
Christians have been stuck drinking the blood of Jesus everyday.
Muslims have been very unmodern and brutal to fellow humans.
Source of anti-Semitism and Islamophobia
Reason why Bush was reelected? Religion was.

Christian : JESUS WAS THE MESSIAH AND THE SON OF GOD!!
Jew : Jesus didn't fullfill the messianic prophecies! And if Jesus was God how did her die on the cross? Hmm...
Muslim : No you idiots! Jesus wasn't killed! Allah put a fake Jesus on the cross and put the real Jesus in heaven.

.....Argument never ends until someone is shot......
.....Everyone....this is what religion does to you......

by aguynamedandy April 21, 2006

religion

the root of all evil

religion caused the holocaust, the crusades, terrorism

by seniordingdong March 8, 2007

religion

A man-made method of explanation for the seemingly supernatural.

Science is slowly replacing religion over time.

by Prince Luc June 4, 2003

reign of terror

(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.

Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"

Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"

*Child has heart attack*

by Konrad July 27, 2004

religion

A form of psychosis brought on by paranoia. Had led to more deaths than any other cause. Especially susceptible to inhabidents of Kansas and Texas.

Fuck religion. Come into the real world.

by DonZabu January 13, 2008

Religion

A lie constructed to calm the masses and fuck the every day man right in the asshole.

Religion=a bad case of Hepatitis F

by Tyrone Biggums II February 27, 2009

religion

The Root of All Evil

Religion= God created everything...Therefore God created the Devil...Therefore God it the root of all evil.

by religionis June 11, 2006