Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."
Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"
Iam "Stop...."
Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."
Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."
Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."
Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"
Iam "Stop...."
Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."
Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."
Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."
Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
Get the Realitymug. nessness (the Essence of Ground).
Reality is illusory Being. It is often mistaken for Being itself. The circular structure of Being makes Being self-referential and thus its own ground. The ground of beings is thus not Being, but the infinite self-referentiality of the latter, that is, the sublation of the latter, whose true essence is the Noumenon.
In other words, Reality is Being lacking factuality.
Reality is illusory Being. It is often mistaken for Being itself. The circular structure of Being makes Being self-referential and thus its own ground. The ground of beings is thus not Being, but the infinite self-referentiality of the latter, that is, the sublation of the latter, whose true essence is the Noumenon.
In other words, Reality is Being lacking factuality.
“Reality" is beingness.
by endomorphosis January 10, 2021
Get the Realitymug. by Fnitu June 30, 2023
Get the Reality sinkmug. A reality joke is a joke told, but the joke turns out to be reality, or a real situation. This can be unintentional, as in someone has no idea the joke is about something real. But it is often intentional, where someone knows the situation is real, and makes the joke to make fun of someone or something. So a reality joke gift would be a gag gift or a joke type gift. The gift is given either to be funny, as in the gift giver has no idea the joke is reality; or the gift can be given to make fun of someone, as in the gift giver knows the joke is reality or based in reality.
I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
I, Ted Rimmel Jr have been on the receiving end of a reality joke gift. This was before it was known that I was involved in a secret love affair with my mother. But accurate rumors and gossip began to spread about it. Anyhow, it was my birthday party. At the party were a large group of my friends, my sister, and my mom (all adults). I proceeded to open gifts. One gift was women's sexy lingerie, nylon stockings, a pair of high heels. Next gift was a carton of condoms (12 dozen). Next was an envelope containing a letter stating that Mom and I had use of a friend's cabin for two weeks.My friends explained "The lingerie, nylons, heels is for your mother. The condoms are for you. The cabin is for both of you to spend two weeks alone together. In the cabin your mom wears the lingerie, nylons, heels, you wear the condoms, then you get your true birthday gift. Happy Birthday Ted!! An absolute reality joke gift.
Chad: "Ted received a reality joke gift during his birthday party. He received lingerie, stockings, high heels for his mother to wear. He received a carton of condoms for him to use. His mother and him received a two week stay in the cabin, so he could get his real happy birthday present, hahaha."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
Alexis: "Oh I get it, a joke gift, but definitely based on reality. A reality joke gift."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the reality joke giftmug. For people that live together- one who watches the news vs one who has their own thoughts and does NOT believe ANYTHING he reads or sees
by dRSOLE January 3, 2021
Get the Argumentative realitymug. Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
Get the reality checkmug. If people never question what they see, hear, or read, everything seems more exciting, colorful, or like a bigger deal than it actually is in reality, whether it's a movie, the news, or a book. A movie, show, book, or song that was really closely based on reality would bore most people within minutes, and that wouldn't be as profitable as making something or someone that isn't really too interesting sound interesting, exciting, and colorful.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
Get the Realitymug.