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Media Rape

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.
My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.
by TKFromAntioch May 1, 2015
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academic rape

when your professor fucks you over so you actually fail your final worth 85%.
I definitely failed that exam. It was academic rape in the purest form. How could you Sid.
by krnz998740 December 9, 2019
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rape soda

1. A type of carbonated beverage that, when consumed, will violate you sexually against your will.

2. Soda that rapists drink.

3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.
Why don't you go have a nice tall glass of rape soda?
by unoriginal_name33 March 14, 2017
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Sky Rape

Verb: The act of raping an unsuspecting skydiver during free fall.

An act most commonly done by the original skyraper "Cruisey". The act is usually performed on a low level jumper or rookie. The sky dive is planned with the rookie being told that the will be performing a "Cat track". Once exiting the plane, the skyraper proceeds to "rear pound" the rookie in a very aggressive way. Similar to rape. The rookie completely unaware and too inexperienced to know what is going on, usually lets the entire Sky Rape be performed without any protest.
"Dude, Tom got totally Sky Raped by Cruisey on that last jump. Can't wait to see the footage!"
by Cruisey December 25, 2012
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rape guard

When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).
Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears...
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.
by turdnificent December 27, 2012
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Space Rape

Space rape is a simple action when some dumb ass alien hobos rape you for fun.
It is not mandatory that they are hobos, but it most situations that is the case.
A very very common situation you can get yourself in while sucking your won dick.
American Dad conversation :
Stan: We will never know what happened to Jeff.

Roger: Space Rape
by kurzavas September 6, 2013
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Armpit Rape

When you stick your dick in their armpit and go to work on that shit till it causes a slight burn.
Becky was going to class when jimmy walked up on her and hit her in the face and raped her armpit. Thats "Armpit Rape".
by Jao024 February 14, 2012
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