Patio

the equivalent to Aight or okay or OK or alright

Friend: "we are going to the movies at 7"
You: " Patio"

by burrito888 January 17, 2017

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.

Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.

by Definitions With Class August 11, 2022

Putin off

the act of putting something off in a Russian manner.

I'm Putin off my homework till tomorrow, I'd rather drink vodka

by Putinputinbulletinyou November 15, 2011

Patio

During a one night standon holiday she said "I want it on the patio" but I didn't hear her properly and heard "I want it in the batty hole". Batty hole is a term for arse hole used by Ali G (Britsh comic character).

"I'm gonna fill her patio" "I'll tear up her patio later"

by Chris Rhys January 16, 2008

Vladimir Putin

He’s a thick black nigga that runs Russia
He likes to invade Ukrainians assholes
And wants to fuck men

Vladimir Putin Is a faggot

by UrbanDicts February 26, 2022

Putin

Another word for “anus.”

“For the next medical exam, I will have to put this finger up your Putin.”

“Mooooom! Can you come wipe my Putin?”

“Honey, I’m so horny! Can you please stick it in my Putin tonight?”

by ChowderheadMG February 28, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.

Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.

by C_Cask June 23, 2014