printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

Pointer Smash'in

When two fags run at each other with hard ons and crash into each other dicks.

Todd, are you up for a little Pointer Smash'in.

by rizzotony February 21, 2010

Pointer

A person who has a pointy penis and when is receiving head he cum in the celing

You have such a pointer

by Derek’s March 15, 2021

pointer update

Change in address, phone number, IM, or other contact details. Originates in the programmer community where a "pointer" is something that tells you where to look for the real information.

I got a new cell phone and have to send everyone a pointer update so they don't call the old number.

by DrWex January 6, 2009

Printer Blue

When your printer is out of black ink and you need to print something for class, you print it in the darkest shade of blue and you hope your teacher won't notice.

That shade of blue is called printer blue.

"My printer ran out of black, and I had my mid-term paper due tomorrow"

"What did you do?"

"I printed it in printer blue, I hope the T.A. doesn't care"

by E.X. Haysbert November 12, 2009

Painter's Special

A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.

I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".

by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010

Pinterestocrat

Pinteresticated people - also known as pinterestocrats - form an inflated view of themselves based on the notion that one's amalgamation of interests makes one somehow more special, valuable, or interesting than most other people. Pinterest's digital collections of ideas and images illuminate the vast similarities between millions of users and serves to illustrate how much more average and alike we all are than pinterestocrats believe themselves to be.

Pinterestication: absurd pride in the perception of one's own sophistication and individuality due to pinning refined, elite, trendy, or otherwise expensive items on Pinterest - items which, in all likelihood one might never own, make, visit, practice, do, say, or afford in real life. Pinterestication is also usually associated with a false sense of originality and refined taste derived from pinning items that have already been pinned and re-pinned by many people before the pinterestocrat notices them. Pinterestocrats do not have the talent or drive to produce or share such items him/herself.

"Dude, your girlfriend is such a pinterestocrat! She doesn't realize that she likes pretty much the same things as half the country, but she keeps pinning shit because it makes her feel superior. People just grab her copied stuff for their own boards the same way she did. She's not setting trends like a genuinely sophisticated, original, creative person...she's just following those who are, man. That makes her more common and boring than she is in her worst internet nightmares. Jeezaloo, chicks like her make me want to poke my eyes out!"

"I hate to admit it, but you have her pinned, man. Just don't tell her I stopped following her boards months ago"

"Wait, YOU are on Pinterest too?"

"Well, you know...yeah, I was for a while"

"Man, are you going to tell me you like guys now?!"

"Actually, I have a secret board for those interests...just don't tell my girlfriend, dude. I desperately need a beard, and she's so distracted with her pinning that she doesn't think to ask questions. We're still cool, man, right? I mean, I'm not a total homo, just pomosexual."

"Whatever man, you're still my bro. I'm not into bromosexuality or anything, but don't worry, I'm a NALT; you know, Dan Savage, and all that."

by luvpaperlanterns September 30, 2013