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Butt Puddle

The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.
Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.
by Deadinlivingform April 25, 2011
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Puddle service provider

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.
by Mrfacto November 3, 2021
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Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020
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Couch Puddle

When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.
I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.
by Trill Gang December 29, 2018
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Puddles

a really cute dog who just moved in to our house months ago. she usually hangs out in frankies room and sometimes comes in vinnys room when he is scoring some buckets on NBA she sometimes barks mainly at cats who usually sit on the wall she is a playable character on WWE2K22 on community creations so you can get her on there she sometimes tries to start beef with other dogs on the green near hudsons field and she loves playing with a squeaky chicken toy
puddles you little dancer
by big fat tubby December 29, 2022
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In the Puddle

' Maneee Shawty Got Me In the Puddle '
by HarlemMacySunshinee. September 14, 2009
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White Puddle

Notice how there’s a man jacking off in the corner, right. As that guy is masturbating, he’ll release his load and a puddle of jizz will be right there on the floor. If you’re a man you’ll understand why it was given the name White Puddle.
Jason: OOOOHHH YEAAAAH. I’M WANKING!!!!!
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*

And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
by JohnnyAustinCole May 25, 2022
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