Pretzel Statue

The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.

Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021

Pretzel Year

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel

I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.

by Cragnon March 7, 2024

Pretzel-crossed

Verb; The action of someone sitting criss-crossed apple sauce (A shorter word for it)

"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"

by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

by victorsan November 8, 2025

Pretzel

Slang word to describe someone you think is crazy or weird. Because of twisted.

Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."

by Big Fat Purple Juicy Dragon November 9, 2025

Dot's Homestyle Pretzels

The most delicious pretzels in existence. There's no denying it.

Damn, Dot's Homestyle Pretzels are delicious!

by Anoymousanoymous.............. November 12, 2025